Obviously, Sukhathai's pace is a classy joint, but some time back me and wife spent a fortnight in Phuket at the Holiday inn.
Now anyone who has been to Phuket will know it has shall we say a racier side to it, if that is what you want, but holidaying as a couple, I did not expect to see too much of it.
First night there, we were in a bar, when a nice hostess came over and talked to us.
Imagine my suprise when while talking to us both perfectly normally, the hostess proceeded to give me a "special" under table massage without my wife suspecting or picking up on my raised eyebrows.
Technically, this was an assault and I should have complained of course, but decided to keep quiet about it.
I was assaulted thirteen nights in a row that holiday!
You know it makes sense! 
