Dont you mean a sleigh , she has already called me a Bah Humbug just because all the firms start in late August and it kills the spirit of Christmas for me . No children to tell lies too or get up at 3am has Santa been no go back to bed , or hide the stuff at your parents etc inc eat half a carrot and leave it by the fireside . She never cleans it or treats it with any TLC hence the wet carpet GRRRRR .
It's Christmas JTL .... go on buy her a new one