I love the Ryanair joke, we really don't want to let this one out of the bag !

Can you imagine the ideas it could spring for them.

They charge you more if you want to get off when it has landed (otherwise they drop you out of the bomb-bay door (parachute optional upsell).

They could do one run from Southampton to Aberdeen and drop many people off at the same time for a reduced cost.

It would put the joke about charging for the toilet roll in perspective.

The £250 is probably not really raising a lot in real terms. Can you even imagine the MPG of 4 Merlins ? Warm up alone would be a bit of a monster in consumption terms.





Everyone loves a Morgan. Even me, unless it's broken again.