Sound advise Jay but Henry is kept in a friends garage remote from the address on the form - I am fortunate enough to have it rent free for services rendered to a woman friend of ours.
Like you cynicism is second nature in the dross department and you have to protect yourself especially the way plod will be recruiting in a moment.
An expensive photo of your car Richard. Tough luck. I'm not sure I'd post something showing my address and details of a tasty car for any scumbags who might be lurking though!