I must be differant to all other humans because it never stopped not much body to absorb it though my wife claims my body is as thick as my head and states that does not absorb anything she said I farted while asleep and woke her up .Surprised I am still alive after that.


Originally Posted By Boshly
Originally Posted By Jack The Lad
Tried it a couple of years ago and they found blood . I was given a time to go to the North Tees hospital . A liquid to drink the day before starting at 4pm . Never been to the loo so many times in a month . I thought one could flush and that was it . Not with this stuff . After many many times its as clear as water . I was afraid to go to sleep that night in case , but was OK . At hospital down in the cellers ( thats what it felt like ) many mini rooms to check people out . I was given a gown and paper pants sent in to a mini room to face 5 very pretty women they laid me on the bed injected something in my arm and I was sleepy and not aware of what they did . But they pump air up your rear to streach it , then inspect . I came around on they said right you are all clear go and lye down on a bed in the ward have a drink and a snack . What they dont tell you . Is the air they pump in must come out it did, a school boy in class would have had a record for that noise and lasting time too. My wife drove me home and I farted constantly . The only down side was the paper pants had been torn off me by these very pretty nurses AND I CAN'T REMEMBER A THING. Last time they sent the card out for more it was all clear again.


That's for colonoscopy (camera); for virtual colonoscopy (CT scan) they pump you with co2 and you think you want to fart but don't, it's all absorbed by the body smile