Cripes, you lot are anal!!! the car was made for driving, not preening it to within an inch of its life -- get real and put the hood down and get out there -- you might actually enjoy it!!!!
I do like the car reasonably clean, but this is crazy
For many, me included, having a pristine car is part of the pleasure.
I do drive them, but there's zero pleasure in driving in the pouring rain, so I use these miserable days to look after the cars in my garage.... All part of the fun and not crazy at all.