I was going over to Keswick a few year ago for a pair of good walking boots 11am on a cold frost Febuary day . SWMBO in the front Jnr and my mother in the rear . Jnr reading her book as always . She never lifts her head up . For years I have tried everything as she got older I used to say look he has no clothes on . At first she looked till it was " OH yes dad " with her head down . Only this time as we went over the motorway that runs through Cumbria and a little Chef is on your left hand side . What was walking along the 2c temp road side but a young man early 20s naked as the day he was born . Looked like he did not have a care in the world . I said, " look there is a young man he has no clothes on " , Jnr replied " OH yes dad " . My mother in her mid 80s had just had one of her eyes done in hospital and was waiting for the other to be done . When we stopped she was rubbing her bad eye when asked what was up she said " typical something like that happens and I only have one good eye working just my luck ". Jnr was disgusted at her gran I could not stop laughing . Then bumped into a mate in a shop he had been two cars in front of me and had also seen it.
My mother knows nothing about cars. So much so that we watched her get in the back of a stranger's car at the motorway services once. She didn't realise until he spun round and it wasn't me. Never sen her get out of a car so fast. As we set off I grinned over at him and did the rotating finger at the side of head "She' a nutter" sign. How we laughed. [/quote]
