Originally Posted By Digimap
How about the one where there was a Cadillac a Volvo and a Morgan all sitting in the pub car park ?


The Volvo said 'My owner treats me well, he is a nice hard working person if not a little unimaginative

The Cadillac puffed himself up and said my owner is very wealthy or thinks he is and likes to PARTY

The Mogan stayed very quiet and eventually the other two said come on what's your owner like

The Morgan replied well he is .....

over to you guys Digimap and me have done the hard work hide