LRC also sponsored our local ice cream van -on the side it said "Buy me and stop one"!!!
Ah - the old ones are the best (so I keep telling SWMBO)
Reminds me of my days teaching sex ed (in sign language!!) - Mates sent us some condom demonstrators packed in mint flavoured rubbers.
I wrote back to say thanks for the demonstrators & thanks for the chewing gum - it blows great bubbles - no reply - some folks have no sense of humour.