Sox: Well at least we can be free for 3 x 10-12 week periods at a time, although I do realise we will never finish paying for them.
Roger: I like the way you think, but moving home is not an option, I like where we live, we really have far too much junk around us, and any home would have to have a proper cellar for all my wine and beer.
Disposing of the Mog is also not an option, I really am enjoying it at the moment. Even just taking it to w**k, my journey includes some clear 'A' road then a blast around country lanes, a hill climb to a sharp right-hander (5th to 4th to 2nd and kick the back end round) then an undulating down hill straight which makes me want to scream "yee-ha". Then all the while I'm at w**k I'm really looking forward to the drive home.
Actually, that last bit still applies if I'm driving my people carrier.
And I'm not talking about self-pleasurement, it's that activity which most of us are forced to endure on weekdays.