Bl**dy h3ll, I get a Morgasm just giving it a wash. All that soapy water and running my sponge along those sensuous curves. I find it very difficult to hang on once I get to the shiny parts of the engine. If I want to get down and dirty, all I need to do is remove the rear luggage tray, and I can indulge myself with a gently flowing hose for as long as I like.
I know I can then take as long as I like with the chamois leather later, when all urgency has passed.
Hey, hang on, what have you got me to admit here?
And that G wagon thread is all very well, but where is my Three Wheelers' G spot?
