But having caught you, they could take the opportunity to make an example of such reprehensible behaviour, whereupon you might find yourself denied bail and banged up on remand.
You could end up sharing a cell with Big Merv, who along with his predilection for carving scenes from Homer's Odyssey into the flesh of his victims, also likes to play 'Mummies and Daddies' once the lights go out.
A few weeks of that, and you'll be more than happy to confess to any unsolved crimes they might have on their books, and consequently spend the rest of your days slopping out in B wing of some godforsaken hell hole far away from Tarka.
So, you need to ask yourself the question "Do I feel lucky?"
