I'm glad the priorities of the pair of you is not screwed up.
"... are not ..."
I'm Danish, I do make grammatical mistakes from time to time. I am sure that if we can't go overboard in our attacks in order to defend someone elses imaginary feelings, at least we can look for a grammar error when countered. Or, we can try to tell us things didn't happen and talk about fish.
You obviously don't recognise humour when you see it.
I just don't believe in the excuse "It was an attempt at humour" to hide real intent. Just like Jack the lad's idiotic comment. I don't care if it was
intended to be funny.
The irony of all this is that all these attempts at "humour" was uttered in defense of a car interior and the imaginary owner's feelings.