When
Jnr was at school one of her pals mother used to drive a Jag on the m/ing and an Aston in the a/noon ( they belonged to her partner ). She brought her child to our home one red hot summer day the mog was outside and the Jag had its hood up. Not thinking I asked " WHY DONT YOU GO TOPLESS" . She had not a clue looked at me as though I meant something else even when I pointed the hood out . I had seen bigger boobs on a budgie and a better face .
My hairdresser tells me she always drives with her top off
Can we all come and watch?
