I'll be your short arsed Shuggie fae Shettleston,
i'll be yer mini Don Juan,
We'll dae the Hokey Kokey and the Charleston,
and oan the building site i'll even boil yer can,
We'll play at tiddely winks, ludo and monopoly,
and if ye shows yer bum, i'll even let ye win,
i'll be yer short arsed Shuggie fae Shettleston,
ye'll be my corporation clippie fae Govan !!!!!


Best Regards
Lang may yer lum reek