Your wish is (almost as sad as many of mine but lets not go there this is a family friendly forum) as good as answered.

http://www.gadgets.co.uk/item/USBRK/USB-Flexible-Portable-Rubber-Keyboard.html

Rubber keyboard, used by many NHS trusts to allow people with poor aim to use a PC. Nurses mostly smile


Everyone loves a Morgan. Even me, unless it's broken again.