
was driving the other day when we came across an idiot dawdling along in the third lane of a 4 lane carriageway with lanes 1 & 2 empty.

dutifully pulled out to lane 4 overtake rather than risk going down the inside. As we went past I signalled from the passenger seat that he should pull over into the empty lanes - to be met by blank looks. Obviously not aware he was doing anything wrong!