Great review. it put a smile on my face just reading it, and I had to go out in the rain and look at my S3 in the garage.
I agree with his Caterham comments. Many Caterhams have now gone to aeroscreens, and I can see why, but I would never get

in the passenger seat if I did. If she ever left me, i think a Speedster would ease the pain (although I doubt she'd leave me enough to buy one!)