You think you`ve got it bad - I`ve got to go round the world within 24 hours, visit virtually every house, climb up and down chimneys and only mince pies and sherry for sustenance.
Father Christmas.
ps and when I get back SWMBO asks if I want to go out to the elves` place for sherry & mice pies & help decorate their tree. Hence the fairy on the top of the tree.