Peter you need a bottle or three of Wychwood "Bah Humbug" ale.
I have a couple for Christmas day, in between the champagne, sherry, port &c.

Fortunately, missed the major RTC on the M5 between work and home last night, but only by around 30 minutes. Easy run home this afternoon. Not back in until Thursday next week, for two days then peace, quiet and a jar or three until January (plus Shuttleworth and TM lunch of course...

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