When asked how much it costs:
"You've got the internet in your pants, look it up and judge me silently."
I seem to only get asked this at gas stations. Had one guy get mad at me for not telling him.
If I tell them it's a Morgan and they haven't heard of the company, I say all old english guys in movies drive the four wheel kind.
I've even got in mind a half dozen brands to rattle off when someone says they didn't know the English make cars. I've heard that 3 or 4 times!
