As the big day approaches my mind wandered to Gifts from Xmas past - odd gifts!!
One former GF bought me a Door Stop - well in fairness it was a posh door stop - but a door stop nevertheless. Very thoughtful and practical gift

she did not last long after that!!
Mind you she had history - her ex had bought her new Roof Gutters one Xmas

So whats the daftest/worse present you ever received???