I am under strict instructions by my Dealer to keep the car standard or he will slap my legs!!!

But:

My Grandfather used to trial an Austin 7 special in the 60's and he used to confuse and amuse me as a youngster with the script on his car.

In his memory I have always had this on my " fun" cars



" I LOVE THE SOUND OF THROTTLE BODIES IN THE MORNING " (ROBERT DUVAL IN "APOCOLYPSE NOW " )