A cup of fairtrade instant from Aldi with a drop of semi-skimmed does me. Why can`t I buy a simple coffee these days which takes less time to prepare than I can cook a three course meal. Life is too short for these silly baristas (sorry I never could spell) to get their act together.
I must have been a trend setter in my school days as I got my trousers caught on a nail and ripped them across the left cheek.They laughed at me at the time - but little did they know they were witnessing the birth of a trend. Pity that folk don`t recognise me for the fashion guru that I obviously am.
