V bad luck Stewart, I feel for you. A few years ago I was struck down with flu but was still sent to get the Xmas Turkey. I was feeling ropey and I think my metabolism relaxed as I got close to the house. I began to think I was getting too close to our gate post, and then.......
Blasted turkey cost about £500 that year.
However, this was before VX12 came along, so it was only a cooking merc.