Yes lads where is the romance how many of you have told your lady how you love her
and how special she is to you . Go on give it a go and take her out for a romantic meal.
Now put your rubber pants on ignore the above only joking ladies . For a very long time
Snr and now Jnr have been giving me hell to go to the doctors for a check up and get a service as bits fall off etc . I gave in and went this m/ing . While sitting waiting one nurse shouted "Johnson" I hate the place heard John and shot in . Ooops wrong one . Back to wait again and at last in and chatted to the Doctor . He asked me what I was in for and I said " a full service " pointed to a small what felt like a tiny scab in my sideburn , its a wart going to sort it . Next a bunion left foot he is going to get that sorted as the cold makes it sting ( they are hereditary ) mam had a huge one and refused to sort it. Now the nasty bit Dupuytren's contracture ( nicknamed Vikings claw ) your fingers start to move towards your palm I thought it was from keeping hold of my money .
The Doctor looks at it and pulls out a needle . I hate them had a lumber puncture as a 9 year old when I came head first off my bike 5 nurses pinned me down on the bed and shoved a huge needle up my spine . Told not to move or I will be paralysed. Yes I know 5 of them and I was only 8 or 9 , now they have machines to do it .
I am watching that needle and its growing with each glance my knees are knocking or was it the chair shaking . I think its both . The doctor gets hold of my right hand but I was only looking at the size of that needle and my hand has 2 large extremely hard areas . If you don't like pain stop now . I think he exchanged the needle for a blunt 6 inch nail as he pushed it into one of the hard parts . Pain even the tax man cannot give pain like it . Shoving a needle into what is like very thick leather . I have squealed a few times in my life but bloody hell what pain he pulled it out , only to try again . I was trying not to scream but could hardly stop myself as he had to push it harder into the palm, must have ground off half of my teeth . I have heard of a thick head but not a thick palm . If anyone starts to get it go straight away . He did say they could open my palm and sort out the tendon in it. They can get blood out of a stone as my palm was bleeding .
I thought because it is Valentines day he could kiss it better , wonder if I can get my hand and fingers into places on the mog that I could not before worth a try after that pain .
