(...)It doesn't have lots of driver aids - ABS and a LSD (...)
LSD?

...you shouldn't be driving then...
I just tell people that it has DIC, which replaces all of the other gizmos (
Driver
In
Control)
Paul, I'm all for abbreviations but that could be taken out of context and result in some embarrassment.
...saying that, as the owner of a BMW, I am sure I have other road users asking me if I have that feature on my car!?