Steve we went over to there wedding arrived and said 'im off for a walk . She told me I would get lost . Not a hope in hell went off in the woods etc and found my way back easy . By tea time Hans arrived . I was off again out he shot "get into my car he went past M. BENZ factory . Came to a tiny village with a sex shop . I said what the hell is that for, you get married in the m/ing . He said its the door next to it , its for a drink . Not a girl in site so after a while ( a very short one ) I said where are the women . He pointed to a door and I walked to it opened it and wall to wall crumpet "YAHOO " I shouted to Hans come on we can have a great night . The next bit hurts ,he just wanted to drink I AM TEA TOTAL ALMOST . Not that night I was ill all those stunning women on the dance floor and only me wanting to enjoy them ALL . . I walked out to his car and bang the beer had hit me they loaded me into his car NO NOT THE WOMEN .I was put against the wall and someone put me to bed . Awoke bright and early the next m/ing , by the help of a who knows who dressed and off . The priest was the brides uncle and for some reason the wedding was a bit late , wonder who caused that . . They have an odd way of doing things . The blokes grab the bride and shoot off the groom has no idea whats going on . So the bride is taken to every pub in the area they drink the pub dry and off to another till she is found . The groom has to pay for the booze in all the pubs used . I stayed with June and the guests we knew so watch the beer it may taste easy going down like water but it has a strong kick.
