Had one last week informing they have all the evidence of me watching porn on the web and if i dont pay 800bt/c into an account they would send a mail to all my contacts informing them.....who gives a feck, all my contacts know i watch porn.
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Watching it, the only porn I get is the mog at least I can strip her down and she is a great ride . I have had a few laughs as June calls it the Mistress . I wound up Junes hair dresser telling her I had a mistress and June did not mind as I enjoyed servicing her etc etc . She was going red in the face . On the subject of porn . June wanted to go to Holland I said OK so Jnr wanted to come then bring her pal . I had to keep a watch on the 2 of them on the ship . Horny ship staff and daughter keep telling me to go to bed . When there they refused to have a look in the red light area . I ended up in women's clothes shops . The only laugh I got was watching a Dutch bloke picking his crumpets black silky stuff . He held them to the window rubbed them against his face then put them against her . Better than a porn show . I was chatting to the bloke and he said " you Brits are way out of touch ". I told him come over to Newcastle on a w/end the women will eat him alive .
On the subject of SEX . Here is a funny story . As you know June drags me around Durham City for long walks its a while ago. As we got into Durham market area June wanted to go into Tesco ( the old Woolworths ) . June drags me in and my shy mood started . While June had picked the food and gone to the checkout . I had been standing looking about the lady sitting behind her till looked like her world had collapsed . So I said "cheer up smile" She replied " Why " I said its your lucky day " . To which she said " whats so lucky about today " . Quick as a flash my grin came up and I said "YOU ARE TALKING TO THE WORLDS FASTEST SEDUCER " her face still dull . I said Why did'nt you enjoy it . That was it she started to laugh could not sit on her chair or work her till everyone was watching her and she just had fits of laughter everyone watching all the tills stopped as the place was in stitches . June came over to me "time to go "
