joined the club , but not a bike been working one of the houses and while thinking I was getting there I had the 5L of a beige
emulsion balanced on the step ladder . Then slipped and the bloody lot went all over me YES 5 BLOODY LITRES as I lay in it .
JUNE IN STITCHES .
I ran to the shower ( and it was on cold ) that's the 1st time I have had a one in ice cold water and washed my work clothes and body at the same time . Just bought an old Kenny Everett to cheer.me up .
