Originally Posted by Alistair
What could Doris Trump do that would be more likely to induce ridicule now? So we worked it out as a mental exercise.


Originally Posted by Peter J
so you must, if male, be clean shaven.

They could ban beards. It has been done before!
Mind you. Brian Blessed and David Bellamy would be up in arms.

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