Marriage ( PART 1 )
Typical macho man married good - looking lady , and
after the wedding , he laid down the following rules
I'll be home when i want , if I want
and at what time
I want
and don't expect any hassle from you
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that i wont be home for dinner
I'll go hunting , fishing , boozing
and card playing
when i want with my old pals
and don't give me a hard time about it
those are the rules
ANY COMMENTS ?
His new bride said;
NO, that's fine with me.
just understand that there will be sex
here at seven o'clock every night ...
whether you're here or not .
Marriage part (110
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel
on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary .
the husband yells , when you die , i'm
getting you a head stone
that reads 'here lies my husband
STIFF AT LAST
HE ASKED FOR IT
