I used to have my funeral all planned out, as I genuinely expected not to last very long.....
However, having now exceeded all expectations, I am leaving it to those that are left to sort out. I'll be dead, they can give the send off they want.....
Rather like Roy, my friend Mike's dad who said, when Mike raised the question of inheritance tax planning, "that's your problem, Mike: it won't bother me and the b**tards can't make me pay"
Quite!