Now don't tell everybody, but I have access to an early tranche of Corporate Bonds with a rather attractive yield. They invest in a selection of upmarket golf resorts and even a casino.
I can't yet reveal the name of this enterprise yet, but luckily the President of the company has a bit more time on his hands recently and might even invite you to a round of golf at one of his Scottish promo events (depending of course on the size of your portfolio).
He was recently quoted as saying 'This is a tremendous investment opportunity and will help to make my resorts great again and if anyone hears different it is fake news'
(Proud Boy Bonds are regulated by the Bank of Panama - bribes may go up or down and are not guaranteed)
You know it makes sense! 
