To the tune of "What a friend we have in Jesus"
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When this bloody lockdown’s over
No more ”stay at home” for me
I’ll walk round the George and Dragon.
Drink pints of bitter for me tea
No more keeping social distance,
When I’m walking down the street,
You can picture my elation
As I hug everyone I meet
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No more queueing up at Sainsbury’s
Just to buy a bit of grub.
I'll take all me hard earned savings
And spend em down the bloody pub
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Hygene’s the order of the day boys.
Me hands have never been so clean.
Scrubbed ‘em every day with harpic.
No finger prints now to be seen.
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No more watching television,
To keep the figures in my mind
I’ll go down the pub with my mates
The ones that covid’s left behind
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No more fretting over Brexit,
covid’s put it in the shade,
Johnson’s found the perfect scapegoat
For the awful mess he's has made
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