football players are like Andrex soft and fluffy
Another from my ex college mate in NZ
Three Rugby Coaches - Robbie Deans, Martin Johnson and Graham Henry -
are invited to heaven watch the World Cup final with God.
God decides who will sit next to him by asking them the same question.
God asks Deans first: "What do you believe?" Deans says, "I believe in
hard work and staying true to family, teammates and friends."
God is impressed by Deans and offers him a seat to his left.
God then turns to Johnson and asks, "What do you believe?" Johnson says,
"I believe loyalty, discipline, courage and honour are the fundamentals
of life."
God is again impressed and offers the Englishman a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Henry: "What do you believe?" Henry then says, "I
believe you're in my seat."
