Picking up the thread: write final cheque from little used cheque book. Cheque bounces. Query answered with, didn't recognise signature. Order new cheque book.Two months pass.Phone call to bank. They cancel cheque book and post new one. Five weeks pass. Phone bank. They cancel and post new one. Three weeks pass and two arrive together but now of course they are useless. Phone bank. New book posted four weeks ago.Still waiting.