Get your priorities right young man!!
Squadron Leader BtG
Hang on old boy, you were promoted from Flying Officer to Recruitment Officer and now you have usurped the authority of the real Squadron Leader - Oberleutnant DCM and Pat's Bar.

Report to the barracks in the morning as you are on jankers.
Ah but you see the great Simon (who wealdeth great power on this forum) cannot join the squadron as he does not own (or has previously owned) a side-pipes equipped Morgan. (pls note adaptations are only accepted on 'real' cars, not Teutonic hairdresser cars

).
I left you with an option of allocating one of your memberships (though you have not even registered yourself I note) and it would appear that you have chosen NOT to allocate this to our great leader.

Thus, I have stepped up to the mantle, as all good men do.

BtG