It's OK for you ex-Army types, but I never got beyond the Boy Scouts.
As for my car, as you should be aware the rear is completely bare (no smutty jokes please BtG), ergo - it has massive sidepipes.
Rest easy Squadron.
For an ex-scout I dont think you should be either:
1) talking about bare behinds - we dont want to know what went on in your youth.

2) Giving squadron orders!

I accept you now have shown proof of side-pipes and as such membership is extended to you - I appoint you as chief Aero washer - all that washing cars in the scouts can now be put to good use.

As you were men - and that includes you Funky (an honorary man in the SPS

)
Squadron Leader BtG
