Same down here it's The Country Code.
We get a few Scrotes from the city hiding in the campsites and a fair few need to visit A & E before returning home,. They don't appreciate how efficient the jungle telegraph is in the sticks and everyone knows who should be around ! tis faster than that there intranetty thing
The nearest cop shop is 1/2 hr away so things get dealt with locally.
It is true as to the efficency of the jungle drums....I had a phone call at 8.45am one morning from the local Community Hospital informing me that my dear old mum had departed this world. At 9am, the local postman offered his condolences on my loss, followed ten minutes later by the local gamekeeper. All without me making a single phone call
Rural policing in North Wales is an absolute joke....case in point, I went to a local show to display the Mog. The Rural Policing Team had a stall devoted to the trade in endangered species complete with a display of seized exotic turtles and reptiles. Bugger all about combating thefts of quad bikes, livestock.
Arwyn
