** QUOTE - I like to stop; get out of the car and amble round to pay at the window (or machine). Tend to slightly upset the queue that forms!!**

Another good tactic is taking off your motorbike gloves to hoak out either a card or coins! It seems to take a new dimension when they see you handing over the money (they think it's over) and you then reverse the whole process by putting the gloves on again! (Ooh .. it's best if you're actually on a bike - enjoy)