The long time members may remember this one.
A mog owner was at his pals , had told his wife I will be home for 6pm . It was very late when he set off home and he thought my wife is going to give me an ear bashing .He was giving the mog a thrashing as he made his way over dark country roads . He spotted a m/bike behind him and it was fast approaching , he thought police . It was along side with two on it the rider pointed to the road side and the mog owner pulled in the two on the bike jumped off pulled off their helmets and turned out to be German a man and women . The man went off into the bushes and the women asked what kind of car was it . A Morgan yippee she shouted , what are you on about the mog owner said . I will explain but you must promise to say nothing , you see we are courting he is a mechanic and we agreed to come here for a break and if he saw and named a car and was wrong and I was correct he would marry me . He saw your bonnet and because it was straight he said its a MG I said I will tell you in the Morgan ( in German in the morning ) and he thought I said Morgan as the make . She was overjoyed the chap came out of the bushes . What is it , a Morgan , why the straight bonnet , dont know bought it like that , he turned to his girl friend and said you win . She grabbed the mog owner and planted a huge kiss on his cheek . Then jumped on their bike and shot away . The mog owner thought by hell its dark and late I better get home , arrived and put his mog in the garage went into the house and shouted at his wife you are never going to know what happened to me on the way home to night love . Her reply was "whats the lip stick doing on your face . "
You cant make that up , and ask yourself what would your wife think .
