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by Morganmike - 21/09/26 07:54 PM
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Gone to Porsche Part of the Furniture
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Can you stop doing this Friday thing on a Monday, i keep thinking i have reached the end of the week without earning any money 
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Needs to Get Out More!
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A dwarf goes into a brothel in Hanmburg.
The lady of the night though to herself, "this will be easy money he's not going to be up to much."
The dwarf strips off, puts a spring on each elbow and knee.
Four hours later he finishes and the lady says to him breathlessly...
" how did you manage that?"
He replied...
"it's my four sprung dwarf technique"
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Diarrhoea is hereditory it runs in your jean's !
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Part of the Furniture
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Diarrhoea is hereditory it runs in your jean's ! 
Steve A11OGE Red 1989 4/4 4 seater
'A Morgan is for life, not just for Sundays'
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The old ones are still the best!!!
A man boarded an aircraft at London ’s Heathrow Airport for New York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him."Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States ."He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever Seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for Nymphomaniacs!Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?""Lecturer," she responded. “I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.""Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?""Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American Men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," She said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know your name!""Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."
2009 4/4 Sport Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
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Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"Doorbell repair man"
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Just seen a Dyslexic Yorkshireman wearing a cat flap!
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A big row has broken out in the Irish Olympic Synchronised Diving Team after Paddy accused Mick of copying him.
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OXR 5 L - Learner Plates On
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Whats the four words you dont want to hear after sex???
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"Hows about that then"
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The nonces' wing on Pentonville has been renamed Savile Row.
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and to think, they can vote and can own a gun  . [video:youtube] http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CI8UPHMzZm8#[/video]
Steve A11OGE Red 1989 4/4 4 seater
'A Morgan is for life, not just for Sundays'
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Last edited by 4/4sportsfun; 23/10/12 12:00 PM.
2009 4/4 Sport Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Con Green +8 prev
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Makes you glad you don't have a Zebra crossing anywhere near DurBrain Donna 