An RAF Group Captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff ....
Whilst waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Group Captain decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure" A Wing Commander chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work. A Squadron Leader said it was 50-50%. A Flight Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time. There being no consensus, the Group Captain turned to the young Corporal who was in charge of making the coffee. What the Group Captain wondered was his opinion? Without any hesitation, the young Corporal responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The Group Captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked "And, why exactly would that be the case?" The young Corporal replied, "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
May God Bless the lower ranks.
2009 4/4 Sport Henrietta 1999 Indigo Blue +8 2009 4/4 Sport Green prev 1993 Con Green +8 prev
There's a farm in the middle of the M62...........
Yes D there were offered a very large some of Money to move, but refused and something to do with having to remain near the site to work the Land they couldnt persue compulary purchase, SO I AM TOLD
You know it makes sense! 
