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You need an understanding of the fonetic alphabet for this one:
A policeman spots a huge black chap dancing on the roof of a Ford.
He radios for backup.
"What's the situation?"
"A big fat black bloke is dancing on a car roof."
"You can't say that over the radio." replies the operator, "It's racially prejudiced. You have to use the politically correct terminology"
"Oh, right, sorry" he says "Zulu...Tango...Sierra"
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V good. 
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Letter to The Times from Miles Kington, sadly departed:
Le Naval Parlance
The French Navy have adopted a new uplifting slogan to spur its seamen on to valour and glory in France's hour of need:
" To the water! The hour has come!"
or, in French:
"A l'eau. C'est l'heurre"
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Slightly cruel but very funny scare pranks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scBeLJUMEE8
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At the National Art Gallery in Dublin , a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted 3 black men totally naked , sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment. He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society .'In fact ', he pointed out , ' some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contempory society'. After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said, " would you like to know what the painting is really about?" 'Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery ?", asked the couple. 'Because I am the artist who painted the picture'. He replied . 'In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all . The're just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch' . 
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COMMANDO
During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.
I described a typical day this way:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7km through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.
I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers"
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a s*it golfer".
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You need an understanding of the fonetic alphabet for this one:
A policeman spots a huge black chap dancing on the roof of a Ford.
He radios for backup.
"What's the situation?"
"A big fat black bloke is dancing on a car roof."
"You can't say that over the radio." replies the operator, "It's racially prejudiced. You have to use the politically correct terminology"
"Oh, right, sorry" he says "Zulu...Tango...Sierra"
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Foxtrot Bravo .....but not very Papa Charlie.
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Foxtrot Bravo .....but not very Papa Charlie. Very true but I reckon Stratford Johns would have a 
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At the National Art Gallery in Dublin , a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted 3 black men totally naked , sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment. He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society .'In fact ', he pointed out , ' some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contempory society'. After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said, " would you like to know what the painting is really about?" 'Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery ?", asked the couple. 'Because I am the artist who painted the picture'. He replied . 'In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all . The're just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch' . JTL You am one bad boy - this isn't a pit joke from your late Dad really is it ? 
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