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Last edited by 4/4sportsfun; 10/02/13 04:56 AM. Reason: +
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
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WARNING: DO NOT DRINK TEA WHILST WATCHING THESE VIDEOS
Just sprayed mine everywhere watching the second video - genius. Thanks for posting these 4/4 Sportsfun.
Stuart
"There's no skill substitute like cubic inches."
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Chris Huhne wishes he could 'turn back the clock'. Which let's face it is yet another serious motoring offence.
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A cow walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The cow replies "Those bloody horses, coming here, stealing our jobs!"
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The French Army don't post anything on Twitter. They just retweet.
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My kingdom for a lasagne.
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My Findus lasagne states it "May Contain Nuts"
Well, at least I'm not eating a gelding.
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'Horses for courses'....has now lost all its metaphorical meaning....
Richard
1976 4/4 4 Seater
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 Made I laugh especially Huhne
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
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Wise Italian Grandfather
Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their hand guns down through the family.
An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissin ame. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated..38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns..how about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissin ame, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lots a money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos."
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with anotherr man.
"Whatta you gonna do then? Point at you watch and say, 'times up'"?
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
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Beware go for a box of Kleenex large ( NO VERY LARGE, IN FACT BLOODY HUGE ) . https://www.youtube.com/embed/sdJZnFccVnM?rel=O&iv load policy=3&autoplay=O&wmode=transparent Now you know what to do if the mog breaks down and it needs a tow choose your mates carefully . A new sport at MOG 2013 see which centre comes first .You can choose which one you want to go in Aero, +8 , +4 , 4/4 , 3W . Or Dinkey toy.
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SCHOOL - 1950s vs. 2012
Scenario :
Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.
1950s - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.
2012 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go to anger management programmes for 3 months. School governors hold meeting to implement bullying prevention programmes.
Scenario :
Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1950s - Robbie sent to the office and given six of the best by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2012 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD – result deemed to be positive. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and school gets extra funding from government because Robbie has a disability.
Scenario :
Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1950s - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2012 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care; joins a gang; ends up in jail.
Scenario :
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1950s - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with. Passes exams, becomes a solicitor.
2012 - Police called, car searched for drugs and weapons. Mark expelled from school for drug taking. Ends up as a drop out.
Scenario :
Johnny takes apart leftover fireworks from Guy Fawkes night,puts them in a paint tin & blows up a wasp's nest.
1950s - Wasps die.
2012- Police & Anti-Terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated. Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly in an airplane again.
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Johnny falls over while running during morning break and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. She hugs him to comfort him.
1950s - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing games. No damage done.
2012 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy and ends up gay.
This should be sent to every e-mail address you know to remind us how stupid we have become!
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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 keeps insisting we're losing the plot. I keep reminding her she's too late, it's long gone... 
Graham (G4FUJ)
Sold L44FOR 4/4 Giallo Fly
'09 Gen2 MINI Cooper ragtop
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I have just been chatting to a single mother with a little boy in his pramb , she called him Porsche ( can't see him reaching 911 ), her 3.5 year old little girl was called Mercedes. She had not a clue when I said what about Morgan for your next one. Just fancy theses two children in a race at school sports day or in a park it makes me smile.
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He might take up Boxting?
DaveW
'05 Red Roadster S1
'16 Yellow (Not the only) Narrow AR GDI Plus 4
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