Richard dont tell me, you are a happy married man with a family been married to the same girl for years she knows you like a book and just lets you get on with your crazy life and jokes because thats the way you are and she would not have you any other way. I call it normality to get you through the stress of the day.
Good thing there's some of us left JT!
Graham (G4FUJ)
Sold L44FOR 4/4 Giallo Fly '11 MINI Countryman Cooper D All4 '90 LR 90 SW
You have it in one JTL - 43 year relationship and 40year marriage coming up on 10th March this year. Never looked at another woman in a "close" way and not likely to now either. I am so grateful for the 3 young adults she has nurtured together with the almost unloveable me. Most importantly she is my best mate and that's why she puts up with the crazy side I guess.
I certainly couldn't cope without humour particularly in adversity and sadly we have had our family "fill" of that it's part of the pick yourself up process for us - and yes JTL she has a wild sense of humour and wasn't wired with any limit switches in any areas which makes for an interesting life together.
Regards
Originally Posted By Jack The Lad
Richard dont tell me, you are a happy married man with a family been married to the same girl for years she knows you like a book and just lets you get on with your crazy life and jokes because thats the way you are and she would not have you any other way. I call in normality to get you through the stress of the day.
2009 4/4 Sport Henrietta 1999 Indigo Blue +8 2009 4/4 Sport Green prev 1993 Con Green +8 prev
Dear Bill, I am a 42 yr old mother. I left for work but after a mile or so, my Lotus broke down. I had to walk home again, and on arriving home I found my 16 year old babysitter handcuffed to the bed in her school uniform, sucking my husbands C@cK Thumb . I am devastated!....Can you help?
Dear Susie, a common cause for this, is dirt in your carburettor. Don't let your fuel drop too low in the tank. Hope this helps.
Dear Bill, I am a 42 yr old mother. I left for work but after a mile or so, my Lotus broke down. I had to walk home again, and on arriving home I found my 16 year old babysitter handcuffed to the bed in her school uniform, sucking my husbands C@cK Thumb . I am devastated!....Can you help?
Dear Susie, a common cause for this, is dirt in your carburettor. Don't let your fuel drop too low in the tank. Hope this helps.
Two policewomen on patrol one winters night with a police dog for company. One complains that she's left her knickers in her locker and she's cold. Her mate says, "well Rex is a sniffer dog. Let him have a sniff of your mufty, send him back to the station and he'll come back with your knickers". Twenty minutes later Rex arrives back with two truncheons, a broom handle and four of the desk sergeants fingers.................
DaveW '05 Red Roadster S1 '16 Yellow (Not the only) Narrow AR GDI Plus 4
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden Leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his Problem.
A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:
"Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted Handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden Leg you will be just right as a Pirate. "
The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint..
A week passes and he receives another parcel and note
"Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a Monk's' habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and With your bald head you will really look the part. "
The man is really incandescent with rage now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really strong Letter of complaint..
A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter:
"Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald Head, let it harden, then stick your wooden leg up your a*se And go as a toffee apple."
Graham (G4FUJ)
Sold L44FOR 4/4 Giallo Fly '11 MINI Countryman Cooper D All4 '90 LR 90 SW
broke down. I had to walk home again, and on arriving home I found my 16 year old babysitter handcuffed to the bed in her school uniform, sucking my husbands 
. I am devastated!....Can you help? 
You know it makes sense! 