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Laughter - the BEST medicine.
That's a start to moving on Steve.

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Postman Pat & Tintin Middlesboro' stylee.

These were forwarded to me by a Mackem mate of mine. Not suitable for those who are uncomfortable with foul language.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADKght3_a18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhGGJRimT9Q

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The Cat - another not for those of a nervous disposition


We were dressed and ready to go out for a Dinner & Theatre evening.
We turned on a 'night light', turned the answering machine on covered
our pet budgie and put the cat in the backyard.

We phoned the local Taxi company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard scooted back

into the house.



We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to get at the budgie.

My wife walked on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat.

The cat ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, my wife didn't want the driver to know that the house will be

empty for the night so, she explained to the taxi driver that I would
be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."



A few minutes later, I got into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away.



"That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her arse with a

coat hanger to get her to come out.



She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a

blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat arse

downstairs and threw her out into the backyard!

She'd better not dermot in the vegetable garden again!"



The silence in the Taxi was deafening.


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I was on an engineering website forum today, talking to a guy about a 12mm 1.25 pitch bolt, to which he replied he needed to know about the 8mm 1.25 pitch bolt.

I was in the wrong thread.


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eh thats to sets Richard, remember Tyrone is locked up as well, that Garage is now defunked frown

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Forgive me Dean having a Sally moment there slap wink

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Oh dear


"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar note all crumpled up?" asked the wife.

"No," I said.

She gave me a sexy little smile, reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar note.

"Have you ever seen a fifty dollar note all crumpled up?" she asked.

"No," I said.

She gave me another sexy little smile, reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar note.

"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $30,000 dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," I said, intrigued.




"Well, go and take a quick look in the garage.......


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One for Andy as we wish him a full and speedy recovery

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Alabama, I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an er8ction," the nurse told me.

"I haven't got an er8ction," I replied.

"No, but I have," replied the nurse.

Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco.


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