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Vaigra is also available in eye drops. Helps you to look hard........... 
DaveW
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Rumour has it thet you can get Hobnobs with Viagra in them...... They are being called Bednobs.
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Not heard of the liquid Viagra , you pour it in your tea . It does nothing for the male ego . But keep's your ginger nuts! hard when you dunk them . Rumour has it thet you can get Hobnobs with Viagra in them...... They are being called Bednobs.
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Don't start me on liquid Viagra, I keep mine by the bed but accidentally drank some tippex instead last night and woke with a massive correction.
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Don't start me on liquid Viagra, I keep mine by the bed but accidentally drank some tippex instead last night and woke with a massive correction.  My Mrs got confused with the Vaseline and putty jar. Our windows fell out.
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On a similar vain...If you can recall the "millenuim" bug KY Jelly checked compliance for the Y2K bug and found it to be compliant. They renamed it KY.2K with the slogan "you can now insert four digits in your date"....
Richard
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You got it mixed up , your mind is stationary! you dont keep tippex next to the bed , you keep a rubber !. Don't start me on liquid Viagra, I keep mine by the bed but accidentally drank some tippex instead last night and woke with a massive correction.
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Please stop this smut at once.
Oh go on then.
Took my wife to a sex shop to choose a vibrator. She said "I'll have that tartan one at the end".
"That's my thermos flask madam" Replied the assistant
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Heard about the female version of Viagra? It's call Niagara...... 
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Please stop this smut at once.
Oh go on then.
Took my wife to a sex shop to choose a vibrator. She said "I'll have that tartan one at the end".
"That's my thermos flask madam" Replied the assistant I brought a vibrator for my wife for a present, if she doesn't like it she can go a @#$%% herself...
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