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A army private is serving in the officers club and at the bar there is a Lieutenant a Captain and a Major.
The Major turns to the others and says " I don't know about Sex these days, I think it about 90% work and 10% pleasure, what is your opinion Captain?"

The Captain says" Sorry to disagree sir, I think it is about 50% work and 50% pleasure, what do you think Lieutenant?"

He replies " I am sorry to disagree with you both sirs, but maybe it's my age, I think it is 90% pleasure and 10% work" .

The Major looks at the young private behind he bar cleaning up and says. " you have heard what was said lad, what do you think it is.?"

The private thinks for a while, and says " meaning no disrespect sirs, but I think it must be 100% work"

"What makes you say that?" Asked the Major.

The private replies " because if there was any work involved you blokes would have me doing it."

Im so unlucky if my mother had had triplets I would have been fed on the bottle .

Somebody is going to do a "you've not met my mother" joke suerly!

This is worth watching! the art of ventriloquism

Very good Jays - not quite the same but reminded me of this. I saw him at a corporate dinner. Held a touch between his legs and the shaddows were against a reflective disc like a photographer uses....

love it. Even the ad a good chuckle

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Whilst on the subject, sort of,here is my contribution

Karaoke for the Deaf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmcTuqZC1VU

Warning, it could be construed as mildly rude.

He is brilliant, but may I suggest that this version is even better as it shows that Nathalie Imbruglia is a good sport too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8AggJ3_Xf0